双语笑话 第509期: 狗中的妻管严
For the last time: I didn't cheat—I just rubbed my self against the leg of the postman in a manner that might have seemed horny, but that's not the case at all! Trust me, Miranda! Oh, Miranda, please trust me！
再说最后一次：我没有撒谎——我仅仅是用身体摩擦了一下邮递员的大腿而已，那行为看似下流，实际上根本不是那样的！相信我，米兰达！噢，米兰达，请相信我啊！Monogamy never became successful among dogs
一夫一妻制在狗群中是行不通的
