双语笑话 第85期:夫妻之间的兵法

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It's kind of funny. I've been avoiding telling you that I lost your car keys because I was afraid you'd be mad.

这事回想起来也挺可乐。伦家之所以不敢告诉你弄丢钥匙的事儿是因为怕你会生气。

you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.

想不到你也因为怕我发火，所以迟迟不和我讲弄丢了支票本的事情。

Yeah, it's good in a way. Now neither of us has room to criticize the other.

是啊，现在事儿都整明白了，咱俩扯平，谁也甭埋怨谁。

Not so fast! Just found your keys! They were in my sweater pocket!!

谁说扯平了？看看这是啥……你居然能丢了支票本，脑子进水吗？

Shoot!!

该死。