双语笑话 第25期:Heart Transplant心脏移植

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.

有一名男子患有心赃病，被送往医院急诊室。

The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

医生告诉他，除非他立刻接受心脏移植，否则他就活不成。

Another doctor runs into the room and says,

另外一名，医生跑进急诊室说：

"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

“你真幸运，刚好有两个心脏可移植，所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师，另一个是属于社会工作者。”

The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

这名男子很快响应说：“律师的。”

The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

医生说：“等等！你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗？”

The man says,"I already know all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his I will take attorney's!"

这名男子说：“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的（有同情心的）心脏，而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"