有趣英语幽默小故事 小学

英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣。今天小编整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。

有趣英语幽默小故事：跛腿

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

他们相遇了，一个人理解地看着另一个人，指着自己的腿说：“1969年，越南。”

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

另一个人竖起了大拇指，说“再走20英尺，狗屎。”

英语幽默小故事：金发姑娘的狗

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀?”

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金发朋友说，一只叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩说：“哪有狗狗叫这个名字的。”

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那个……”金发朋友说。“他们是监视器!”

英语幽默小故事：企鹅和动物园

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.

一个人带着两只宠物企鹅在高速公路上开车，然后因为超速被一个警察抄了牌子。警察将超速罚单交给他时，他注意到了这两只企鹅，并告诉这个人，必须把企鹅带去动物园。这个人同意了。

Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.

两个月后，这个人又被同一个警察因为超速逮到了。警察再一次注意到了企鹅，它们还戴着太阳眼镜，吃着冰激凌。

The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

警察说：“我是不是已经告诉你要把这些企鹅带去动物园了。”

The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."

这个人回答道，“我确实带了它们去动物园呀，现在我带它们去沙滩。”