幽默的英语故事 小学

英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣。今天小编整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。

英语幽默小故事：如何清洗一只猫

Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

麻溜地把猫丢进马桶，盖上盖子(你可能需要站在盖子上，以防它逃脱)。

CAUTION!!!!!

一定要小心!!!!

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

不要太靠近边缘，它的爪子可能会伸出来抓住任何可以抓住的东西。

Flush the toilet three or four times.

冲洗马桶三到四次。

Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

让其他的某人打开出去的门，确保马桶和外门间没有人。

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

站得离马桶尽量远一点，快速地打开盖子。洗干净的猫会从马桶里发射出来并跑出去，然后会去某个地方擦干自己。

Sincerely,

真诚的，

The DOG

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英语幽默故事：母亲与教师

I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."

我教初中的唱诗班，偶尔会教到自己的孩子。一天，我儿子问我是否能借给他一支铅笔。作为一位老师，我一般不借东西给那些不做课堂准备的学生。但作为一位母亲，我应随时帮助我的孩子。于是，我问儿子他是在跟老师说话，还是在跟母亲说话。而他却说:“那要看谁有铅笔了。”

　英语幽默故事：没有恐龙

The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”

服务员离开了，又很快回来了。“对不起，先生，我们的恐龙菜刚卖完。”

" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment."No dinosaur?"

“什么?”顾客气愤地说:“没有恐龙?”

The waiter lowered his voice. "Well，we do have some left，“he whispered confidentially," it's not very fresh and I won't serve it!”

那服务员低声地说:“我们的确还剩一些。”他显得作常自信的样子。“但恐龙肉有点儿不太鲜了，所以我们还是不给您上这道菜的好。”