英语幽默故事 小学生

英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣。今天小编整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。

英语幽默故事：买帽子

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。

Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：“你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!”

To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!”

英语幽默故事：我能得到什么?

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?

Tommy: Quarters.

汤米：四块。

Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

Tommy: Hamburger.

汤米：汉堡。

英语幽默故事：可怜的丈夫

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，

"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“

她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”