精选英语幽默小故事

小学的时候经常能听到一些英语故事，一些有含义的故事能教小朋友关于生活、做人的道理。今天小编整理了一些小学英语故事，希望对大家喜欢。

　英语幽默小故事：中间战术

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

　精选英语幽默小故事：354航班

A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the lly，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.一名飞行员在中西部上空听到地面指挥塔的指挥员在呼叫一民航调整其正常接收频率。 "354航班，”指挥塔在呼叫，“请与堪萨斯市中心135.5频率联系。”这一指令重复了几次之后，竟没得到任何回音。最后，指挥塔的指挥员显然是被激怒了，他大声地锐:"354航班，西蒙说速与135. 5预率联系。”这一声显然奏效，只听对方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服从了指挥。”

英语幽默小故事：是pig还是witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

if only men would listen.一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。 他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。