简单的英语儿童小故事

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　　是pig还是witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

if only men would listen.

一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。

他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”

那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”

他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。

要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。

　　园艺手套

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare."

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”

那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。

　乌鸦的羽毛

​A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage.

Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.

But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.

乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。

他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无 瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。

他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。