经典科幻文学:《生命 宇宙及一切》第3章

Chapter 3
Important facts from Galactic history, number one:
(Reproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner’s Book of popular Galactic History.)
The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire Universe.
It was a charming and delightful day at Lord’s as Ford and Arthur tumbled haphazardly out of a space-time anomaly and hit the immaculate turf rather hard.
The applause of the crowd was tremendous. It wasn’t for them, but instinctively they bowed anyway, which was fortunate because the small red heavy ball which the crowd actually had been applauding whistled mere millimetres over Arthur’s head. In the crowd a man collapsed.
They threw themselves back to the ground which seemed to spin hideously around them.
What was that? hissed Arthur.
Something red, hissed Ford back at him.
Where are we?
Er, somewhere green.
Shapes, muttered Arthur. I need shapes.
The applause of the crowd had been rapidly succeeded by gasps of astonishment, and the awkward titters of hundreds of people who could not yet make up their minds about whether to believe what they had just seen or not.
This your sofa? said a voice.
What was that? whispered Ford.
Arthur looked up.

第三章
银河系史上一些重要事实之一：
（转载自恒星每日评论出版社的《通俗银河史》）
“版求”①这颗行星的夜空，是全宇宙最无趣的景色。
这是罗德球场明媚快乐的一天，福特与阿瑟恰好从反常的时空里掉出来，狠狠地摔在漂亮而坚硬的草地上。
人群爆发出热烈的掌声，并不是为他们鼓的，但他们本能地弯腰致谢。于是很幸运地，那颗红色的、硬梆梆的小球——正是观众们实际所鼓掌的对象——呼啸着从阿瑟头上几毫米的地方擦了过去。人群里有个家伙倒下了。
他俩又趴回地面。地面好象在他们周围旋转，令人想吐。
“那是什么？”阿瑟嘶嘶地问道。
“红色的什么东西。”福特嘶嘶地答道。
“我们在哪？”
“嗯……绿色的什么地方。”
“形状呢，”阿瑟喃喃地说，“告诉我形状。”
人群的掌声很快被震惊的吸气声所代替，因为这几百个刚才还在傻笑的人不知该不该相信他们所看到的一切。
“这是你们的沙发吗？”一个声音说。
“那是什么？”福特低语道。
阿瑟向上看了看。