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Not Here
Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other
One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you."
"How can you see me when I'm not here?" Polly asked.
"What do you mean, you' re not here?" Kathy asked. "Of course you 're here."
"No, I'm not." Polly said. "and I'll bet you ten dollars that I can prove I'm not here."
"Alright," said Kathy. "Ten dollars. Now prove you' re not here ."
"Easy," Polly said, "Am I in Hong Kong?"
"No," said Kathy.
"Am I in Paris?"
"No," said Kathy.
"If I'm not in Hong Kong and I'm not in Paris," Polly said, " then I must be somewhere else. Right?"
"Right," said Kathy. "You must be somewhere else."
"Exactly." said Polly. "And if I'm somewhere else I can't be here, can I? Ten dollars, please. "
"That's very clever, Polly," Kathy said, "but I can't give you ten dollars."
"Why not?" asked Polly. "We had a bet.
"Certainly we had a bet," Kathy said, "but how can I give you ten dollars if you're not here?"
And with a laugh she walked away.
Notes:
(1) trick n.恶作剧
(2) play a trick on sb.开玩笑;戏谑某人
(3) prove v.证明
(4) Hong Kong香港
(5) Paris巴黎(法国首都)
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① Where did Polly and Kathy meet?
A. at school
B. on the train
C. in the playground
D. in the street
② Polly wanted to______ .
A. be friends with Kathy
B. bet on Kathy
C. make a bet with Kathy
D. give Kathy some money
③ What did Polly say she could do?
A. prove she wasn't there.
B. give Kathy ten dollars.
C. 90 to Paris.
D. prove she was in Hong Kong.
④ What did Kathy do?
A. She gave Polly ten dollars.
B. She proved she couldn't give Polly the money.
C. She was angry with Polly.
D. She refused the bet.
⑤ So from the story we can know _____.
A. Polly is very clever
B. Kathy is very clever
C. neither of them is very clever
D. both of them are very clever
52.不在这里
凯斯和波丽是朋友，但她们总爱开对方的玩笑。
一天凯斯在街上遇见了波丽。她说，“喂、波丽，很高兴见到你。”
“我不在这里，你怎能看到我呢?”波丽说。
“你说你不在这里，这是什么意思?”凯斯问，“当然，你在这里。”
“不，我不在这里。”波丽说，“我将和你打10美元的赌，赌我能证明我不在这里。”
“行，”凯斯说，“10美元。现在证明你不在这里吧。”
“这很容易，”波丽说，“我在香港吗?”
“不在，”凯斯说。
“我在巴黎吧?”
“如果我既不在香港也不在巴黎，”波丽说，“那我一定在别的地方。对不对?”
“对，”凯斯说，“你一定在别处。”
“确实如此，”波丽说，“既然我在别处，那我一定不在这里，不是吗?请给10美元吧。”
“真聪明，波丽。”凯斯说，“但我不能给你10美元。”
“为什么不给?”波丽问，“我们打过赌的。”
“不错，我们打过赌。”凯斯说，“但既然你不在这里，我怎么能给你10美元呢?”
说完她笑着离开了。
练习参考答案：
①D②C③A④B⑤D
初一英语笑话带翻译阅读.A Midshipman
One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"
"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.
The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"
My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"
Notes:
(1) midshipman n.海军军官候补生
(2) the l Academy美国海军学院
(3) perform v.执行;履行
(4) company n.连(队)
(5) counsel v.建议;劝告
(6) deplorable adj.可悲的;可怜的
(7) scold v.指责;责备
Exercises:
根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F)：
① The midshipman was doing well in his study.
② He went to his company officer to ask for advice.
③ The officer sang a high praise of him.
④ Professors didn't seem to like him because he was performing badly in class.
⑤ The reason why he was performing badly was probably that he often slept in class.
53.海军军官候补生
我们在美国海军学院军官候补生中有一个同伴，他的学业很差。他到连队军官那儿寻求安慰。“你的成绩糟透了，”军官责备他说，“是否你的学习中存在什么问题?”
“没有哇，先生，”候补生回答说，“我搞不清楚是什么问题。我读我的笔记，上课从不迟到。甚至上课从不讲话，但不知怎么搞的，教授们好像都不喜欢我。”
军官向后一靠，想了想。然后问道：“你睡眠充足吗?”
我同学回答说：“先生，你说的是夜里还是课堂上?”
练习参考答案：
①F②T③F④T⑤T
初一英语笑话带翻译学习Thats What They All Say
While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The little girl kept saying to the boy, "Marry me. Marry me." The little boy innocently replied, "I want to play first."
At this, the mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers and announced, "That's what they all say!"
Notes:
(1) bleachers n.(美)运动场的露天看台
(2) baseball n.棒球
(3) keep doing不停地做
(4) innocently adv.天真无邪地
Exercises:
根据短文填空：
① While_____ on the bleachers during my youngest son's-baseball game _____ another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter.
② The little girl kept ______ to the boy, " Marry me. Marry me."
③ The little boy _____ replied, "I want to play first."
④_____ this, mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers.
⑤We can see from the passage that little boys and girls are _____.
54.他们都是这么说的
我最小的儿子在参加棒球比赛，我坐在露天座位上观看。我听到另一位母亲在讲她的三岁的女儿。她女儿和邻居家的一个男孩玩耍。小姑娘不停地对男孩说：“娶我，娶我。”而那个男孩总天真无邪地说：“我想先玩球。”
说着，这位母亲转向所有坐在座位上的父母亲，大声地说：“他们都是这么说的!”
练习参考答案：
① sitting; overheard ② saying ③ innocently ④ At ⑤ innocent
