简单的英语笑话:Hunting Skills（打猎的技巧）

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!

How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks.

Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks.

Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei replies.

And what came out?

To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express.打猎的技巧

两个俄国猎人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊，伊凡说，看看这兽皮！

你是如何发现这么大的熊的？谢尔盖问道。

简单，伊凡说，你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。

几周后，两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。难道你没有听我的建议？伊凡问。

我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子，谢尔盖回答说。

出来了什么？

向着我来的，谢尔盖说，像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。