经典英语小笑话 带翻译

学习英语可以是一个枯燥的过程，也可以是一个有趣的过程。小编在此献上搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。

英语幽默小笑话：《六人行》

Sandy: And what's the one kind of boat that can never ever sink?

桑迪:什么样的船绝不会沉没?

Joey: What kind?

乔伊:哪种呢?

Sandy: A friendship.

桑迪:朋友之船。

英语幽默小笑话：《生活大爆炸》

Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.

伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。

Leonard: How do I look?

伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?

Sheldon: Could you be more specific?

谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?

Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?

伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?

Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it time is your date?

伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会?

Leonard: 6:30.

伦纳德:6点半。

Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.

谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。

Leonard: Is it too much?

伦纳德:汗很多吗?

Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.

谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。

　英语幽默小笑话：《生活大爆炸》

In the insect lab, Rajesh shows his fear for bugs.

在昆虫实验室里，拉杰什表现出害怕虫子的样子。

Howard: You're like a girl. They're just bugs.

霍华德:你简直像个女生，下过是虫子罢了。

Rajesh: Well, I don't like bugs, okay'? They freak me out.

拉杰什:我不喜欢虫子，怎么了?它们让我害怕。

Sheldon: Interesting, you're afraid of insects and women, ladybugs must render you catatonic.

谢尔登:有趣，你既怕虫子又怕女人，瓢虫还不得把你吓晕了。