少儿英语幽默笑话大全
笑一笑十年少，来看看这些英语笑话会不会让你的心情变得更加舒畅呢?，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，希望能帮助到你
英语笑话一
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us.简短儿童英语小笑话简短儿童英语小笑话 Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
英语笑话二
The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
邻居经常借我家的打气筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4岁的女儿突然告诉我说：“爸爸，我们的打气筒里面的气用完了怎么办?
英语笑话三
"Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“妈妈，小狗为什么要喝水沟里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因为它渴了。”
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗没有钱买可乐!”
