关于英语的笑话大全阅读
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熊孩子数学连年挂科 考得C后老爸喜极而泣
This is the tear-jerking moment a proud father is captured on camera celebrating his son'sexam result.
得知儿子通过了数学考试，父亲骄傲无比狂喜庆祝，这催泪的一幕被摄影机悄悄记录了下来。
After setting up the hidden camera, the boy summons his father to the kitchen, ominouslytelling him: 'I've just got something from school, I need you to come and look at it.'
儿子设置好了隐蔽摄像头之后，将父亲叫到厨房里，用预示着坏消息的语气对父亲说：“学校里发了一个文件得要你来看看。”
His father, who can be heard shouting from elsewhere in the house, asks: 'Has somethinghappened?!', to which the mischievous teenager, Aria, replies: 'Yes! It's really important'.
我们可以听到父亲从其他房间里传来的对话声，“发生什么事了吗?”，调皮的少年奥里亚回答说，“是的，是很重要的事。”
As his nervous-looking father approaches, Aria says: 'Come and have a chat with me. Justcome in, and read that', he says while passing over a piece of paper displaying the result.
当一脸担心的父亲走进厨房时，奥里亚说：“过来我们聊聊吧。过来，看看这个吧”，他说着把成绩单递给父亲。
After seeing his son has achieved a C grade in the maths exam, the man asks: 'Is that real!?,'before bursting into tears of joy.
看到儿子在数学考试中得了C，爸爸问“这是真的吗?”，然后喜极而泣。
The pair embrace before the disbelieving dad asks again, 'Are you sure!? They've not made amistake!? I can't believe it, I just can't believe it!'
父子俩拥抱了一会儿，然后爸爸又觉得不敢相信，问：“你确定吗?学校不会弄错了吧?我不敢相信!我简直不敢相信!”
A mere year before the video was filmed, the schoolboy received an F in the subject, heexplained，'In England you need a C to basically do anything with you life. I've never beenamazing academically and have struggled through school. Neither me or my dad or my teachersthought I was going to get my C, for me it was tough. When I told my Dad who means theworld to me this was his y'.
奥里亚解释道，在这段视频拍摄前一年，他曾在数学考试中只拿到了F。“在英国，无论你以后从事什么职业，数学考试至少要拿个C。我的成绩一向不好，勉强在学校混到现在。无论我自己、我爸爸还是我的老师都没想到我能拿到C，这对我来说很不容易。爸爸是世界上对我最重要的人。当我告诉他我及格了的时候，这就是他的反应——激动无比。”
Still reeling from the news, his ecstatic father tells him: 'You're set for life! You're set for life!'.
狂喜的爸爸还在为这个消息感到眩晕，他对儿子说：“万事开头难，现在你一定会一帆风顺了!一帆风顺!”
The teen is seen smiling into the camera at the end of the video, seemingly as thrilled with theresult as his emotional father.
在视频的最后，我们看到少年对着摄像机微笑，似乎他和激动的父亲一样对自己的考试成绩兴奋无比。
关于英语的笑话大全阅读幼儿园里上帝的小孩 God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father should I say?"
有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢?”
The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
妈妈说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
隔天他来到学校，老师问他：“你爸爸是谁?”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that h was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"
老师再问一次：“你爸爸到底是谁?”那个小孩就说：“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子， 我一下子忘记他的名字了。”
关于英语的笑话大全学习热情好客的小男孩 Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
