英语对话笑话1到2分钟
笑话,不同文化背景的人的反应有时是不同的,甚至会截然相反。究其原因,是说话双方没有真正理解对方的文化。下面是本站小编带来的1到2分钟英语对话笑话，欢迎阅读!
The Bus is too crowded 车太挤
"Hey, let me get on." a man shouted at the passengers2 on the bus.
"It's too crowded3. You had4 better wait for the next bus." a passenger1 said5 to him.
"But you can't go without me. I'm the driver." the man said.
“喂，让我上车!”那位男士向公交车上的乘客喊道。
“车太挤了，你最好等下一辆。”一位乘客对他说。
“但是没有我你们走不了，我是司机!”那位男士说道。
1到2分钟英语对话笑话篇二Imitate Birds 模仿鸟儿
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime1 a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。
“模仿小鸟，”那人说。
“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
1到2分钟英语对话笑话篇三Elephant Sandwich 大象三明治
The customs official blocks a traveller, and ask him whether take should pay customs duties a product.
"Have no." The traveller answers a way.
"Are you affirmative to have no?"
"Certainly."
"So what's the matter with the elephant with bread slices clipping2 on its ears?"
"Sir, it's completely my own business to clip1 things in my sandwich!"
海关官员拦住一位旅客，并问他是否带有应报关物品。
“没有。”旅客答道。
“您肯定没有么?”
“当然。”
“那么你身后的这头耳朵上夹着面包片的大象是怎么回事?”
“先生，我的三明治里夹什么东西完全是我自己的事!”
1到2分钟英语对话笑话篇四Luggage 行李
A businessman was having a tough time lugging1 his lumpy(粗笨的), oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overheadbin2. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
"No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!"
一个商人拖着他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大号旅行袋登上飞机，真够费劲的。 在一位机务乘员的帮助下， 他终于设法将旅行袋进了头顶上的行李箱。“您总是携带这么重的行李?”她叹息道。
“再也不会了，”那人说道，“下次，我待在旅行袋内，我的同伴买票!”
1到2分钟英语对话笑话篇五Seeking to survive 求生
A sick man was about to die. The doctor decided1 to tell him the truth.
He looked down at the sick man and said: "I think you would like to know the facts, so I should tell you that you are very sick now. Do you want somebody to come to see you?"
"Yes," the sick man answered in a very feeble voice. "Who is it?" asked the doctor. The patient replied in a slightly stronger tone, "Another doctor".
有个病人快要死了，医生决定对他讲实话。
他看着病人：“我想你会希望知道实际情况的，所以我应该告诉你，你已经病得很重了。现在你希望有什么人来看你吗?”
“有啊，”病人回答，声音十分微弱。医生问：“谁呢?”这时病人稍微重了一点的口气回答说：“另一位医生。”
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