妙趣横生英语笑话

幽默笑话，能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑，得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面本站小编为大家带来妙趣横生的英语笑话五则，欢迎大家阅读!

妙趣横生的英语笑话：已经是总统

A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

一个父亲告诉他的儿子："当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走10里路去上学。“

The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

弦子同答.”嗯，当他在你这个年纪时，已经是总统了。

妙趣横生的英语笑话：以空气存活

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

一个表示怀疑的人说：”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”

　妙趣横生的英语笑话：我是一台收音机

I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。

When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

当有人问他为什么时，他回答：”(我的)这一台是AM(调幅)收音。

妙趣横生的英语笑话：谁会保留钱

The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?

复活兔、诚实的律师、圣诞老人和一个醉汉同时看到一张50美元的钞票。你能猜到是谁会保留它吗?

Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.

当然是醉汉了，因为其他三个并不存在。

　妙趣横生的英语笑话：养育孩子方面做得很糟糕

A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.

一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"

这位母亲回嘴说：“住口，那不是真的”

The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "

男孩说：¨那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉，在早上我困的时候叫醒我?