爆笑英语对话笑话精选超搞笑的

笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。下面是本站小编带来的爆笑英语对话笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇一

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)

女：Why? Don''t you Already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇二

男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇三

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇四

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇五

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇六

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

　　爆笑英语对话笑话篇七

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

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