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非常好笑的英语笑话大全

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非常好笑的英语笑话大全
  非常好笑的英语笑话:Kittens

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his Mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."

  非常好笑的英语笑话:Daddy, what is sex?

An 8-year-old girl went outside to find her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was probably old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

The father asked her, "So, why did you ask?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs."

  非常好笑的英语笑话:Minister

After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."

"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"

"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun top stand up and yell than to set down and listen."

  非常好笑的英语笑话:So dirty

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game, she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

  非常好笑的英语笑话:Numbers

A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answered the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack," was the response.


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