有关于英语版笑话选集
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A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular young man with curly auburn hair.
"Who's that?" the little girl asked her mother.
"That's your father." the mother answered proudly.
" who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?"
有关于英语版笑话：Knights & Nights 黑暗时代Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights.
老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢?
贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。
有关于英语版笑话：Sharing the Apples 分苹果Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。
对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?
有关于英语版笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?
有关于英语版笑话：Don't argue with the childrenA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。
老师说，鲸鱼不可能吞了一个人，因为，即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物，它的喉咙是非常校
小女孩说，约拿被一条鲸鱼吞噬。
老师恼火的重申鲸鱼不能吞下一个人身体是不可能的。
小女孩说， "好吧，当我到达天堂，我会问约拿" 。
老师问，反讥道： "什么，如果约拿到地狱呢" ?
小女孩回答说： "那你问他" 。
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