吃鸡块还能当职业！吃货的福利来了

Chicken Nuggets are ludicrously comforting. There's nothing like a large plate of beige breadedness to come home to. Even for vegans and vegetarians it's fantastic - the Quorn versions are possibly tastier than the 'real' chicken.
鸡块异常受欢迎。没有什么能和带回家一盘米黄色鸡块相比。甚至对素食主义者来说鸡块也是很吸引人的—“Quorn”版本的鸡块比真的鸡肉尝起来跟好吃。

What if you could make eating them your job? Sadly, veggies, this is where your interest in the article probably departs. Discount retailer B&M are looking for a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur to test their range of frozen foods.
如果把吃鸡块作为你的工作会怎么样呢？可悲是素食主义者对这篇文章中的这个工作并不感兴趣。折扣零售商B&M正在寻找吃鸡块的行家来测试他们新系列的冷冻食品。

It's a temporary vacancy, but we're sad to report the successful applicant will only be paid in the form of monthly £25 vouchers to spend in-store. The application page says they are looking for someone who enjoys：
这是暂时的职位空缺，很可惜，一位合适的职位申请者仅仅只能一个月收到25英镑的店内消费劵。申请页面说到他们寻找的人需要乐于做以下事情：

Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself g the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there's time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself.
从麦当劳得到20份鸡块分享装，把这些当成自己的。无论什么时候有人说有蛋糕，你必须要成为第一个进去厨房的人。如果在餐厅摔了一跤还滑倒的话，你必须要先救起你手中的盘子再救自己。

Going to an event or party because there is free value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips.
因为有免费的食物你才去聚会和聚餐。珍惜生活中的炸鱼条三明治。你可以用PPT演示说明为什么卷曲炸土豆条比土豆片好。