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  • 英语小笑话:给我那个打赢的吧 Bringmethewinner(给我那个打赢的吧)--Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.--I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.--Well,bringmethewinnerthen.--服务员,这个龙虾只有一只爪。--对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。--哦,那给......

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  • 开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的 Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......

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  • 经典英文笑话:请把胡子还给我 Amanwhosoldbroomswentintoabarber’sshoptogetshaved.Thebarberbroughtoneofhisbrooms.Afterhehadshavedhim,heaskedforthepriceofthebrooms.Twopence,saidtheman.No,no,saidthebarber.Iwillgiveyouapenny,andi......

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