双语笑话 第39期:A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主义的律师
A Materialistic Lawyer
唯物主义的律师
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
当时刚好有一辆车子突然驶来撞上车门，而且把它完全给扯了下来。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
当警察到达现场的时候，这名律师正在对他的昂贵BMW座车所受到的损害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他满腹牢骚的向警察嘀咕说：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
“警官，你瞧瞧他们对我的 BMW所干的好事啦！”
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
这名警官却回嘴说，“ 你们这些律师实在太唯物主义了，你真让我觉得恶心！”
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
“你竟然这么担心你一的笨BMW车子，却没注意到你的左手臂被扯断了”
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex?!"
这名律师最后注意到流着血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之处，他回答说：“哦，我的天哪！我的劳动士手表在哪里呀？”
