英语幽默小故事50字

大多数学生对听故事、讲故事非常感兴趣,英语故事是学生喜欢的学习材料。在一定条件下,通过讲故事、表演故事等形式,能激发学生学习英语的兴趣,从而提高课堂教学的效率。小编精心收集了50字英语幽默小故事，供大家欣赏学习!

　　50字英语幽默小故事篇1

The swimsuit posed (提出，摆姿势)on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when theUnited States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this type offemale mini-swimsuit divided into two portions that had the same blast force with atomic bombwon another name: Bikini. A reporter interviewed the mayor of Paris at that time, the mayorcommented artfully(巧妙，狡猾) :" There seems no lack of cloth in Paris."

1946年泳装第一次在 T 型台亮相，时值美国在比基尼岛进行原子弹试验，这种具有同样冲击力的服装从此 就有了另一个名字：比基尼。对于这一分成两部分的超小女子泳装，记者采访了当时 的巴黎市市长，市长说：“我们巴黎并不缺布吧。”

　　50字英语幽默小故事篇2

Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?

父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?

　　50字英语幽默小故事篇3

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!

老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言，告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。 第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了!”

　　50字英语幽默小故事篇4

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.

我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时，要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出，并写一篇评论。看了一场极为精彩的演出后，一名学生写道：“这部戏剧是如此逼真，以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上，从电视上看到的。”

　　50字英语幽默小故事篇5

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison.

一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。

The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone whowould help him plow up the wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, ForHEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!

老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事，儿子回信说道：“看在上帝的面上，千万不要翻松花园的泥土，我把枪埋在那儿了。”

At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,but didn't find any used, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened andasking him what to do son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.

第二天凌晨4点，一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍，但并没有找到任何枪支。”老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情，问到底发生了什么事情，下一步应该怎么做。儿子回信道：“你只管种土豆好了。”