经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第6章 Part 6

"The Babel fish," said The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, "is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God."The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'"`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
"`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
"Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.
"Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloddier wars than anything else in the history of creation."
Arthur let out a low groan. He was horrified to discover that the kick through hyperspace hadn't killed him. He was now six light years from the place that the Earth would have been if it still existed.
The Earth.
Visions of it swam sickeningly through his nauseated mind. There was no way his imagination could feel the impact of the whole Earth having gone, it was too big. He prodded his feelings by thinking that his parents and his sister had gone. No reaction. He thought of all the people he had been close to. No reaction. Then he thought of a complete stranger he had been standing behind in the queue at the supermarket before and felt a sudden stab — the supermarket was gone, everything in it was gone. Nelson's Column had gone! Nelson's Column had gone and there would be no outcry, because there was no one left to make an outcry. From now on Nelson's Column only existed in his mind. England only existed in his mind — his mind, stuck here in this dank smelly steel-lined spaceship. A wave of claustrophobia closed in on him.
England no longer existed. He'd got that — somehow he'd got it. He tried again. America, he thought, has gone. He couldn't grasp it. He decided to start smaller again. New York has gone. No reaction. He'd never seriously believed it existed anyway. The dollar, he thought, had sunk for ever. Slight tremor there. Every Bogart movie has been wiped, he said to himself, and that gave him a nasty knock. McDonalds, he thought. There is no longer any such thing as a McDonald's hamburger.
He passed out. When he came round a second later he found he was sobbing for his mother.
He jerked himself violently to his feet.
"Ford!"

“巴别鱼，”《银河系漫游指南》轻轻朗读着，“体型很小，黄色，外形像水蛭，很可能是宇宙中最奇异的事物。它靠接收脑电波的能量为生，并且不是从其携带者身上接收，而是从周围的人身上。它从这些脑电波能量中吸收所有未被人察觉的精神频率，转化成营养。然后它向携带者的思想中排泄一种由被察觉到的精神频率和大脑语言中枢提供的神经信号混合而成的心灵感应矩阵。所有这些过程的实际效果就是，如果你把一条巴别鱼塞进耳朵，你就能立刻理解以任何形式的语言对你说的任何事情。你所听到的解码信号就是巴别鱼向你的思想提供的脑电波矩阵。
“这一似乎是不可能的奇异巧合已经被某些思想者作为上帝并不存在的最终和确定的证据：”关于这件事的辩论是这样的：“我拒绝证明我存在，‘上帝说，’因为证据就意味着否定了信仰，而否定了信仰我什么也不是。‘”’可是，‘凡人说，’巴别鱼泄露了秘密，不是吗？它不可能是偶然进化而来的。它恰恰证明了你的存在。因此，按照你自己的逻辑，你并不存在，证明完毕。‘“’噢，天啊，‘上帝说，’我可没想到这一点，‘然后就在一阵逻辑的烟雾中消失了。
“‘噢，这很简单，’凡人说，于是又开始证明黑就是白，最后在下一个人行横道被撞死了。
“大多数最高级的神学家都宣称这样的证明根本不值一哂，但这并不妨碍奥龙。卡路菲把它用作自己的畅销书《关于上帝的隐情》的主题，从而小赚了一笔。
“同时，可怜的巴别鱼，虽然卓有成效地清除了不同种族和文化之间交流的障碍，但却比造物的历史上任何其他事物引发了更多更血腥的战争，”
阿瑟发出一声低低的叹息。他对于通过超空间的冲击还心有余悸。现在，他已经身在地球曾经存在过的地方6光年以外了。
是啊，地球。
地球的景象在他脑海中快速闪过，他感到一阵令人恶心的眩晕。他的想像无法面对地球毁灭这一事实的冲击，毕竟这太震撼了。他希望通过想起他的父母和妹妹已经死去来刺痛自己的神经，但没有反应。他又回想曾经亲近的所有人，还是没有反应。接着他想起了—个完全陌生的人，两天前他在超市时曾经排在此人后面，这使他突然感觉到了一阵刺痛——超市没有了，里面的所有人都消失了。尼尔森的专栏没有了！尼尔森的专栏没有了，大声疾呼和公开抗议也就没有了，因为没有人再这样做了。从现在起，尼尔森的专栏只存在于他阿瑟的脑海中。英格兰也只存在于他的脑海中——他的脑海，目前正被囚禁在飞船上这个阴冷潮湿的钢铁空间中。一阵幽闭恐惧症的潮水开始袭向他。
英格兰不存在了。他得习惯这件事——无论如何他都得习惯这件事。他又试了一次。美国，他想，同样也不存在了。但他一下子还是不能理解这件事。于是他决定从再小一点儿的开始。纽约不存在了。还是没有反应。毕竟他从来就没有真心相信过这座城市的存在。美元，他又想，已经永久性地贬值了。这一次总算有点儿震颤了。所有汉弗莱。鲍加的电影都被毁灭了，他对自己说。这又给了他一股不愉快的冲击。麦当劳，他想。再没有什么东西和麦当劳的汉堡一样了。
他一下子昏了过去。几秒钟后醒过来时，他发现自己正在为母亲而啜泣。
他猛地跳起来。
“福特！”