英语幽默爆笑的小笑话

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　　我想赢得诺贝尔奖

一个男人沿着乡间道路开车，他看见，有一个农夫站在一个巨大的草场中间。他把车停在路上，发现农民正站在那儿，无所事事。他下了车，径直走到农夫，问他，“啊，对不起，先生，你在干什么呢?”

农夫回答说，“我想赢得诺贝尔奖。”

“怎么去赢得呢?”问的男人，感到很困惑。

“嗯，我听说，他们把诺贝尔奖，奖给那些站在自己的领域里的人们。”

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

　　吠狗不咬人

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

狗也知道这个谚语吗

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”