少儿英语的小笑话欣赏

学习英语枯燥?小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间可以看看哦，希望你能开开心心

　　英语笑话一

who was the first man

谁是个男人

a teacher said to her class：

有个老师问班上的学生：

“who was the first man?”

“谁是个男人?”

“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩说：“因为他是战时，和时，国人心中。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　英语笑话二

A Good Boy

a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。

到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”

　　英语笑话三

goldfish 金鱼

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

英语单词讲解：

blindfold vt. (作名词时意思是眼罩)

1. (用布或带)蒙住…的眼睛;蒙住(眼睛)：

the victim was blindfolded.

受害者被蒙住了眼睛。

to blindfold the hostage

蒙住人质的眼睛