用英语写一个笑话并带翻译
在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。下面是本站小编带来的用英语写一个笑话并带翻译，欢迎阅读!
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩说：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”
用英语写一个笑话并带翻译篇二At Grandma's 在奶奶家过圣诞节
- Written by Tab Nettleton
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
两个小男孩在奶奶家过平安夜，临睡前，两个小家伙跪在床边祷告，弟弟便扯开嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一辆自行车...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
还有一部任天堂游戏机....
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
还有新的录像机
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他说道：“你干嘛祷告得这么大声，上帝又不是聋子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聋子，可是奶奶是啊”。
用英语写一个笑话并带翻译篇三on christmas eve santa claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000nt bill lying on the floor. which one of them do you think picked it up?
answer: santa of course! why? because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?
答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
用英语写一个笑话并带翻译篇四jesus's telly 耶稣的电视机
a child on christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. the manager, the shepherds, jesus and holy family wore duly admired.
"but what's that in the corner?" asked mother.
"oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.
圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。
他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。
“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。
“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。
用英语写一个笑话并带翻译篇五The thief and the judge法官与小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。
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