经典四年级英语笑话品析
笑话这一体裁是大众化的，《新小说》、《绣像小说》、《月月小说》和《小说林》是晚清小说杂志中最具代表性的。下面小编整理了四年级英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!
用了一根棍子，就进了监狱(中英)
David St. John, 37，was the victim last week of what police say was a terrible mistake.
37岁的大卫·斯特·约翰，上周成了警察犯的一个大错误的牺牲品。
The two Hayward police officers used their batons to hit St. John, who they didn' t realize was blind，after mistaking his collapsible cane for an illegal martial arts weapon, said Lt. Mitchell Penn, the police department' s internal affairs officer.
警察署的内务警官米切尔·潘说，两名看守警察用警棍打了约翰先生，因为他们没有注意到约翰是一位盲人，错把他的折叠拐杖当作了一种违法的两节棍。
"It was a very regrettable incident,” Penn said Tuesday. "But from what I've seen so far it's not a case of overzealous officers. They had no idea he was blind-they were extremely upset when they found out.”
“这是一桩让人非常抱歉的案子。”潘在星期二时说:“但从我们所分析的情况来看，这不是由于警员过于认真造成的，而是他们确实不知道他是盲人—当他们知道真实情况后，后悔末及。”
Field training officer Eric Ristram said St. John placed in his pants pocket what appeared to be a nunchaku, a martial arts weapon consisting of two round sticks of wood connect by a chain.
野外训练军官伊瑞克·瑞斯姆说:“约翰裤兜里放着一个东西，看上去像是一根两节棍，它是由两个可旋转的木棍组成的，中间被一条链连着。”
The officers thought the man could see their uniforms so they didn't identify themselves when they told St. John to hand over the contents of his pockets. St. John said later he thought he was about to be mugged.
警官在让约翰交出兜里的东西时，以为约翰可以通过他制服来判断他的身份，所以没有出示证件，而约翰说他还以为自己遭劫了呢。
经典的四年级英语笑话所谓真正的“结婚礼物”(中英)
A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:
我的一个朋友告诉我，这件事发生在她的一个朋友的身上。
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’11 just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.
她要去参加一个婚礼，需要带一份结婚礼物，她一想，“啊!有了，我结婚的时候收到了一个刻有名字的银盘，我还没有用过，我可以去找银匠，让他磨掉我的名字换上我朋友的名字，就是它了!一个实惠的结婚礼物。”
So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray，shook his head，and said，, you can only do this so many times!”
于是她带着银盘去找银匠，问他能不能磨掉上面的名字，换上一个新的。银匠看了看盘子，摇了摇头说:“夫人，你已经这么做了无数次了吧。”
关于四年级英语笑话我们会在九点到五点之间到达(中英)
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
一个俄国人不停地攒钱，最后他终于可以买车了，他来到了国营百货店订汽车，却被告之:汽车io年后才会送到，于是这个男的问:
"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"
“会在上午还是下午送到?”
"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”
“你有什么可以担心的呢?从现在起还很长的一段时间呢。”
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.
“因为管子工会在早晨到。”
