双语笑话:一封神秘的信A mysterious letter
I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for ? said the husband, Tell me all about got a letter last Friday, the lady said.
我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情，妻子对她的丈夫说，但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。是吗？丈夫说，你说给我听听。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子说。
It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?
信是洒了香水的，是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤抖着……天哪，是谁写的信？信上都说了些什么？噢，是这事儿，丈夫说，我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。
Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it , said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.
天哪！那女人尖叫起来，告诉我谁写的，都写了些什么。好吧，丈夫说，是从你的服装店寄来的，说你欠他们七百四十美元。
