英语的简单经典小笑话

从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话，喜欢的要收藏哦

　　离婚

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”

　　决斗

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平!”

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”

　　看这只死去的小鸟

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。

"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”