少儿英语经典简单小笑话

英语笑话会让我们明白原来用不同的眼光看世界是这么的让人快乐，下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话，欢迎阅读学习

　　Micro-parents forum 微型家长座谈会

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"

Dad: "What ah?"

Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"

Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"

Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"

儿子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空吗?”

爸爸：“什么事啊?”

儿子：“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”

爸爸：“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”

儿子：“就是只有班主任，你和我参加!”

　　He Won 他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

　　Cry

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"