英语笑话四篇
同学们学习英语可能很累?没关系，小编今天给大家分享一下英语的笑话，有时间可以来看看哦。
英语笑话一则
穿袜子
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.
Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there
others
socks. One is short and the other is long, too.
妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。
小东：没错啊!我刚才看过剩下的两只也是一只长，一只短。
英语笑话二则
明天早上数
It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"
John says, "I'm counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?"
英语笑话三则
"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说，“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”
英语笑话四则
The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.
Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."
小亨利就在旁边对他的妈妈说：“一定是他们夫妇抽烟的原因。他们不仅熏黑了自己，还熏黑了宝宝。”
