四则趣味英语幽默笑话

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经典英语笑话：还是家里好

A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.

一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。

"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.

“这次打猎顺利吗?，’同僚问道。

"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied thesurgeon.

“喔，实在太令人失望了，”外科医生答道。

"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "

“我什么也没猎杀到，实际上，还是待在医院里比较有成就感。”

经典英语笑话：你真是有问题

A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to thebathroom',event)">bathroom.

一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

“你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

“有，每天早上六点钟。”

"And how are your bowel movements?"

“那大便情况如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

“像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

"So what's the problem?"

“那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. "

“我八点钟才起床。”

　经典英语笑话：爬的越高跌得越重

The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.

一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。他已治好一名病人的幻想症，但那名患者似乎仍然不快乐。

"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the worldrealistically?"

“到底是怎么一回事，琼斯先生?”他询问道。“难道你不喜欢踏实地面对周围的一切吗?

"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "

“喔，是的，医生，我是很愿意。只是去年我还是成吉思汗，现在我成了无名之辈!”

经典英语笑话：谁在放屁

A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.

有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。

He had been quite nervous about it, and hisnervousness was manifesting itself as gastric distress.

他好紧张，紧张到肠胃不舒服。

Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas.

令人苦恼的是，他急着要排除肠内的空气。

Surreptitiously, he emitted a "silent but deadly. "

于是他放了个臭得要命的闷屁。

"Rover! " the girlfriend's mother admonished.

“路宝!”女朋友的妈妈警告家里的狗。

The young man realized that the family dog was sitting under his chair, and saw a way out of his difficultieis.

那个老兄知道他女朋友家的狗就坐在他椅子下，想出了一个解决难题的方法来。

Desperately seeking relief, he let out a Larger hooter.

他急于舒解，便放了一个更大的响屁。

"Rover!" shouted the mother.

“路宝!”妈妈又一次叫着她家的狗。

Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window rattler.

年轻人以为他的问题已经结束了，于是他放了一个连窗户都为之振动的大响屁。

"Rover ! " cried the mother, "get over here before he shits on you"

“路宝!”妈妈喊道，“快过来这边，免得他在你身上拉屎!”