澳大利亚一男子与爱犬结婚

世界之大无奇不有。今日，澳大利亚一位叫约瑟夫的20岁男子近日与其爱犬哈尼——一只黄色拉布拉多犬在澳大利亚图文巴市郊外的一个公园里举行了婚礼。而且……据说还有30多位约瑟夫的亲戚到现场观礼……你们要不要那么看得开啊囧。

• 英语原文报道：

Arguably even weirder than the woman who married herself or the man who married his pillow: An Australian man has married his dog. Joseph Guiso wed Honey, a 5-year-old labrador, in Toowoomba this week, the Chronicle reports. Thirty friends and family members attended, and listened to vows (presumably only delivered by Guiso) including, "You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better."

Guiso came up with the idea—and the location, a park—while on a walk through said park while a human couple was getting hitched. "I said that could be us," Guiso says. "She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes." Guiso calls himself "religious" and claims he felt guilty living with Honey out of wedlock. Even so, he assured guests, "it's not sexual. It's just pure love." And yes, they are planning to honeymoon. Click here to read about five people who married inanimate objects.

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澳大利亚一位叫约瑟夫的20岁男子近日与其爱犬哈尼——一只黄色拉布拉多犬在澳大利亚图文巴市郊外的一个公园里举行了婚礼。

令人惊奇的是新郎的30名亲友也参加了这一婚礼仪式。

约瑟夫念着结婚誓言：“你是我最好的朋友，你让我每天过得更好。”

他自称是一个虔诚的人，并表示如果不能让他的爱犬走进婚姻的殿堂，自己将会很羞愧。另外，他还跟宾客表示，这完全与“性”无关。

这只拉布拉多犬在五年前被约瑟夫收养。婚礼当天，这位“新娘”披着白色的披风，安静地站在“新郎”约瑟夫的身旁。婚礼的最后约瑟夫像普通新郎一样亲吻了哈尼。