英语幽默笑话：If only
If only
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .
A woman is driving down the same road .
As they pass ench other ,
the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way ,
and as the man ronds the next corner ,
he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .
If only men would listen.
倘若
有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。
有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。
当他们彼此错车时，
这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!”
这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!”
他们各自继续开车上路，
当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，
他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。
倘若男人会听话就没事了。
