趣味的英语笑话

学习英语可能很累?没关系，小编今天给大家分享一下英语的笑话，有时间可以来看看哦。

　　英语笑话一则

Bring me the winner

给我那个打赢的吧

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

-- 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

　　英语笑话二则

孩子的观点

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: "On Their Way To School''.

"It must be mistaken, I bet. They must be on their way home after school. I'm sure of this." the boy concluded.

一个小男孩正在看报纸上的一张照片。照片中是一帮孩子背着书包，高高兴兴地走在路上。照片下面一排小字写着：“上学路上”。

小男孩总结说：“我打赌，一定是搞错了。他们肯定是在放学的路上，我肯定。”

　　英语笑话三则

四减四等于几

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

　　英语笑话四则

你还能吃吗

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

化学课上老师讲解溶剂与溶质的关系：“一定的溶剂只能溶解一定的溶质。比如说，你吃了一碗饭，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已经饱了，你还能吃下去吗?”

有个学生问：“还有菜吗?”