经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第10章3

“Many years ago this was a thriving, happy planet – people, cities shops, a normal world. Except that on the high streets of these cities there were slightly more shoe shops than one might have thought necessary. And slowly, insidiously, the numbers of these shoe shops were increasing. It’s a well known economic phenomenon but tragic to see it in operation, for the more shoe shops there were, the more shoes they had to make and the worse and more unwearable they became. And the worse they were to wear, the more people had to buy to keep themselves shod, and the more the shops proliferated, until the whole economy of the place passed what I believe is termed the Shoe Event Horizon, and it became no longer economically possible to build anything other than shoe shops. Result – collapse, ruin and famine. Most of the population died out. Those few who had the right kind of genetic instability mutated into birds – you’ve seen one of them – who cursed their feet, cursed the ground, and vowed that none should walk on it again. Unhappy lot. Come, I must take you to the Vortex.”
Zaphod shook his head in bemusement and stumbled forward across the plain.
“And you,” he said, “you come from this hellhole pit do you?”
“No no,” said Gargravarr, taken aback, “I come from the Frogstar World C. Beautiful place. Wonderful fishing. I flit back there in the evenings. Though all I can do now is watch. The Total Perspective Vortex is the only thing on this planet with any function. It was built here because no one else wanted it on their doorstep.”
At that moment another dismal scream rent the air and Zaphod shuddered.
“What can do that to a guy?” he breathed.
“The Universe,” said Gargravarr simply, “the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely small.”
“Hey, I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, man, you know,” muttered Zaphod trying to flap the last remnants of his ego.
Gargravarr made no reply, but merely resumed his mournful humming till they reached the tarnished steel dome in the middle of the plain.
As they reached it, a door hummed open in the side, revealing a small darkened chamber within.
“Enter,” said Gargravarr.
Zaphod started with fear.
“Hey, what, now?” he said.
“Now.”

“许多年前，这里曾经足颗繁荣、欢乐的星球……人、城市、商店……一个正常的世界。这些城市的主干道上的鞋店比需要的多了些。并且，这些鞋店的数量还在缓慢地、不知不觉地增长着，这是一个著名的经济现象，但亲眼看着它发展下去却是一场悲剧。因为鞋店越多，所必须生产的鞋就越多，鞋的质量就越差，穿起来就越不舒服，而鞋穿起来越不舒服，就会有越多的人必须买鞋……以保证自己有鞋穿，从而导致鞋店的数量越发增加，直到这个地方的经济超过了界线，我称之为鞋事件，再也不可能修建除了鞋店之外的任何东西。结果昵——招来毁灭以及饥荒。大多数人口都消亡了。剩下的人在基因结构上不稳定，他们都变异成了鸟……你刚才已经见到过他们中的了。他们诅咒自己的脚，诅咒这片土地，发誓没有会再在这上面行走。真是巨大的不幸啊。来吧，我必须带你到旋涡去了。”
赞福德困惑地摇了摇头，跌跌撞撞地沿着平原往前走。
“你是本地人？……”他问，“这个可怕地方的人，是吗？……”
“不，不，”伽古拉瓦说，仿佛吃了一惊，“我来自蛙星系c世界。美丽的地方，可以开开心心钓鱼。每天晚上我都会飞回去，我所能做的只有遥望着它。这颗行星上惟一还能运行的绝对透视旋涡。它被建造在这里，因为没有任何人愿意建造在自己家门口的台阶前。”
又一声凄厉的尖叫撕裂了空气，赞福德哆嗦了一下。
“那玩意儿究竟能对一个人干些什么？”他喘息着问。
“让你看见宇宙，”伽古拉瓦简洁地说，“整个无限的宇宙。无限多的恒星，它们之间无限远的距离，以及你自己……一个小到不可见的点上的一个小到不可见的点，无限小。”
“嘿，你知道，伙计，我可是赞福德·毕博布鲁克斯。”赞福德咕哝着，试困振作起他最后残存的一丝自尊。
伽古拉瓦没有回答，只是恢复了他那悲哀的“哼哼”声，直到他们来到平原中央那个已经失去了光泽的钢铁拱顶前。
他们到达时，侧面的一扇门“轰”地一下打开，露出里面一间漆黑的小房间，
“进去。”伽古拉瓦说。
赞福德充满了恐惧。
”啊？什么？现在吗？”他说。
“现在。”