经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第28章

Chapter 28
The major problem – one of the major problems, for there are several – one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they’re not.
And somewhere in the shadows behind them – who?
Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

第二十八章
你想统治人，主要的问题——主要的问题之一，因为有好几个主要问题——主要的问题之一就是你想统治的是什么人。换句话说就是，你能找到什么样的愿意受你统治的人。
总结：有一个众所周知的事实，即，最想统治别人的人正是最不适合统治别人的人，原因就是他想统治别人。总结的总结：如果有准非常希望担任总统，那么，无论如何不能把这份工作交给他。总结的总结的总结：人真麻烦。
所以才会出现这样的情况：连续多年，银河系总统都把注意力过多放在享受大权在握的乐趣和别人的奉承啦，以至于他们极少注意到自己手中其实并没有什么真正的权力。
权力隐蔽：总统们身后的阴影中的某个地方。
如果任何希望统治别人的人都无能，那么，他们怎能肩负起统治别人的重任呢？